"Sometimes you have to hurt for the cause to be reached, but one day you’ll be stronger than all that you beat."
- iphone user: *minding his own business*
- android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
- iphone user: im not really a fanboy
- android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
- iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
- android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
- iphone user: it's quite large
- Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
- iphone user: oh my god!
- android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
“We have nothing to lose, nothing to gain, nothing we desired anymore- except to make our lives into a work of art.”
Binx Walton (image: style.com)
Get to know me memeFavorite characters [1/5] Nancy Botwin, Weeds
my clients, like all of us here in this room, lie and that makes them unknowable
practices yoga with gone girl’s soundtrack in the background
'My gosh, Nick, why are you so wonderful to me?'
He was supposed to say: You deserve it. I love you.
ugh that is a mistake in the booklet! i wrote out all of the lyrics for the booklet on my laptop, and copy-pasted some straight from the original word documents on my computer, and i guess in an original draft of the lyrics i had used moonlit and forgot to check it. bugs me to this day haha